Sunday, July 13, 2008
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Markah Matematik
Seorang murid darjah satu pulang dengan gembira setelah dia berjaya mendapat 10 markah pada ujian matematik.
Anak : " Mak! Saya mendapat 10 markah pada ujian matematik dan kata guru hanya saya saja yang mendapat 10 markah!"
Emak : " Pintar anak mak. Murid yang lain dapat markah berapa"??
Anak : " Kata guru yang lain mendapat 100 markah".
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Anak : " Mak! Saya mendapat 10 markah pada ujian matematik dan kata guru hanya saya saja yang mendapat 10 markah!"
Emak : " Pintar anak mak. Murid yang lain dapat markah berapa"??
Anak : " Kata guru yang lain mendapat 100 markah".
Friday, July 4, 2008
BUAT BLOG
Sudah lama saya ingin menjadi bloggers. Alhamdulillah dengan bantuan abah saya kinisaya telah memiliki blog peribadi sendiri. Masih ada yang belum memiliki lapangan maya ini. Hal inilah yang menyebabkan hati saya tergerak untuk berkongsi berkenaan membina blog peribadi. Mudah-mudahan dengan sedikit petunjuk yang diberikan ini, ianya boleh dijadikan panduan oleh sahabat-sahabat sekalian.
Selamat mencuba!
BAGAIMANA UNTUK MEMBUAT BLOG
Langkah Pertama
1. Langkah yang pertama layari www.gmail.com
2. Sign Up akaun gmail anda
3. Akaun gmail tersebut akan digunakan sebagai username dan password automatik semasa mendaftar blog anda.
Langkah Kedua
1. Untuk langkah seterusnya buka laman www.blogger.com Sekiranya anda sudah mendaftar akaun gmail, akaun anda sudah terdaftar automatik.
2. Klik pada “create account”
3. Masukkan kata laluan dan password anda (akaun gmail)
4. Namakan blog anda cth : http://skgualsitok.blogspot.com
5. Ikuti langkah seterusnya dan pilih tamplate yang anda sukai.Teknik Menukar Tamplate Yang Menarik
1. Layari laman web yang menawarkan tamplet berformat XML secara percuma.-cth : www.finalsense.com
2. Pilih tamplate blog yang berformat XML yang anda sukai.
3. Copy kod tersebut.
4. Buka dashboard akaun blog anda.
5. Klik pada layout, kemudiannya klik pada HTML.
6. Kemudian buang kod yang sedia ada dan pastekan HTML yang baru diperolehi.
7. Save dan lihat blog anda yang berwajah baru.
p/s: sesetengah blog menawarkan tamplate jenis upload. Oleh itu tamplate tersebut perlu didownload terlebih dahulu dan diupload. Step yang digunakan adalah sama dengan diatas.
Pastikan anda menggunakan perisian mozzila fireworks semasa mendownload. Contoh web yang menawarkan tamplate berbentuk upload adalah :
1. http://layout4all.blogspot.com/Cara meletakkan shout box
1. Layari http://cbox.ws/?r=4-3384896
2. Kemudian sign up akaun baru anda
3. Ikuti langkah seperti yang diarahkan
4. Copy kod HTML
5. Kemudian buka laman dashboard anda
6. Klik pada add page element
7. Klik pada HTML
8. Kemudian paste HTML dalam kotak tersbut.
9. Save hasil anda.
10. Kemudian klik view dan lihatlah blog anda sudah mempunyai shout box.
Cara post artikel terbaru.
1. Layari www.blogger.com
2. Sign in dengan id anda
3. Kemudian klik new post pada blog anda.
4. Isikan kotak yang tersedia dengan artikel anda.
5. Kemudian tekan publish post.
6. Lihatlah artikel anda sudah tersiar.
Untuk Hiasan Lain anda boleh layari:
1. Jam : http://www.clocklink.com/
2. Counter : http://www.histats.com/viewstats/?SID=309638&f=1v
3. Bahan: http://pimp.myyearbook.com/glitter-word-generator.php
4. Hiasan lain : http://photobucket.com/
5. Map of visitor: http://feedjit.com/
6. Shout Box : http://cbox.ws/?r=4-33848967.
Widget: http://adiwidget.blogspot.com/
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Selamat mencuba!
BAGAIMANA UNTUK MEMBUAT BLOG
Langkah Pertama
1. Langkah yang pertama layari www.gmail.com
2. Sign Up akaun gmail anda
3. Akaun gmail tersebut akan digunakan sebagai username dan password automatik semasa mendaftar blog anda.
Langkah Kedua
1. Untuk langkah seterusnya buka laman www.blogger.com Sekiranya anda sudah mendaftar akaun gmail, akaun anda sudah terdaftar automatik.
2. Klik pada “create account”
3. Masukkan kata laluan dan password anda (akaun gmail)
4. Namakan blog anda cth : http://skgualsitok.blogspot.com
5. Ikuti langkah seterusnya dan pilih tamplate yang anda sukai.Teknik Menukar Tamplate Yang Menarik
1. Layari laman web yang menawarkan tamplet berformat XML secara percuma.-cth : www.finalsense.com
2. Pilih tamplate blog yang berformat XML yang anda sukai.
3. Copy kod tersebut.
4. Buka dashboard akaun blog anda.
5. Klik pada layout, kemudiannya klik pada HTML.
6. Kemudian buang kod yang sedia ada dan pastekan HTML yang baru diperolehi.
7. Save dan lihat blog anda yang berwajah baru.
p/s: sesetengah blog menawarkan tamplate jenis upload. Oleh itu tamplate tersebut perlu didownload terlebih dahulu dan diupload. Step yang digunakan adalah sama dengan diatas.
Pastikan anda menggunakan perisian mozzila fireworks semasa mendownload. Contoh web yang menawarkan tamplate berbentuk upload adalah :
1. http://layout4all.blogspot.com/Cara meletakkan shout box
1. Layari http://cbox.ws/?r=4-3384896
2. Kemudian sign up akaun baru anda
3. Ikuti langkah seperti yang diarahkan
4. Copy kod HTML
5. Kemudian buka laman dashboard anda
6. Klik pada add page element
7. Klik pada HTML
8. Kemudian paste HTML dalam kotak tersbut.
9. Save hasil anda.
10. Kemudian klik view dan lihatlah blog anda sudah mempunyai shout box.
Cara post artikel terbaru.
1. Layari www.blogger.com
2. Sign in dengan id anda
3. Kemudian klik new post pada blog anda.
4. Isikan kotak yang tersedia dengan artikel anda.
5. Kemudian tekan publish post.
6. Lihatlah artikel anda sudah tersiar.
Untuk Hiasan Lain anda boleh layari:
1. Jam : http://www.clocklink.com/
2. Counter : http://www.histats.com/viewstats/?SID=309638&f=1v
3. Bahan: http://pimp.myyearbook.com/glitter-word-generator.php
4. Hiasan lain : http://photobucket.com/
5. Map of visitor: http://feedjit.com/
6. Shout Box : http://cbox.ws/?r=4-33848967.
Widget: http://adiwidget.blogspot.com/
Push pocket in KL
I am sure you all have heard of 'pick pocket'. A new trend 'push pocket'. Read onA few days ago a new type of crime has surfaced in town. It goes something like this:- Somebody slips a hand-phone into your pocket, sometimes it could be just a wallet with an identity card and a few ringgit.A few minutes later, the 'owner' comes up and confronts you, the 'thief '. He makes a big commotion that you stole his stuff.You, caught unaware, are then pulled aside by the 'owner' for a settlement you are intimidated and threatened that if you do not pay up the police will be brought in. If you pay up, this 'owner' lets you go. If not, the police are brought in.Another strange thing is that there always seems to be a 'witness' to the your 'theft'.I am told this often happens to foreigners at the Kuala Lumpur International Airport (KLIA) or even at LRT trains. Given that you're 'guilty until proven innocent' as far as the Malaysian police are concerned, I understand some poor people are in jail for these 'offences'.At the KLIA, the 'owner' throws his hand-phone and wallet with the few ringgit notes into the luggage trolley of a just arrived passenger. The drama unfolds a few minutes later. The real culprit haseasily convinced our Malaysian police to arrest the real victim (if he has not paid up the 'settlement' demand). This is a very serious matter.This is another form of extortionists operating in broad daylight. They are disgusting criminals who will do anything to rob and steal. The sickening part of the whole scenario is that unless you pay the 'quoted settlement' money, they will put you in real trouble by calling the police.The real culprit gets back his hand-phone and wallet but the real victim ( i.e. could be any one of us) is thrown into the police lock up and charged in court.So do be very careful, otherwise you may end up as a 'thief' as you have no way to prove your innocence.Pass it on..... let more people be aware of such things around them.
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INTRO
Operator : " Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your.."
Customer : " Hello, can I order.."
Operator : " Can I have your multipurpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer : " It's eh.. hold on.. 6102043338-45-54610"
Operator : " Ok.. you're ... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942X66, your office 7X452302 and your mobile 014-2XX2566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
Customer : " Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"
Operator : "We are connected to the system, Sir"
Customer : May I order your Seafood Pizza.."
Operator : " That's not a good idea Sir."
Customer : "How come?"
Operator : " ACcording to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, Sir!"
Customer : " What?,.. What do you recommend then?"
Operator : " Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer : " How do you know for sure?"
Operator : " You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokien Dishes' from the National Library last week Sir."
Customer : " Ok, I give up.. Give me three family size one then, how much willthat cost?"
Operator : " That should enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"
Customer : " CAn I pay by credit card?"
Operator: " I'mafraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card over the limit and you're owing your bank$3720.55 since October last year.That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan."
Customer : " I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cah before your guy arrives"
Operator : " You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today."
Customer : " Nevermind ust send the pizza, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : " About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motocycle.."
Customer : " What "
Operator : " According to the details in system, you own a Scooter, .. registration number..B3337BZ
Customer : " $%#@^^%^#"
Operator : " Better watch your languange Sir. Remember on 15th JUly 1987 you were convicted of using abusive languageto apoliceman..?"
Customer : [Speechless]
Operator : " Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer : " Nothing.. by the way.. aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertise?"
Operator : " We normally would Sir, but based on your records, you are also diabetic... "
^%&*^$&*^$*#%$*(^&*... ..
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Customer : " Hello, can I order.."
Operator : " Can I have your multipurpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer : " It's eh.. hold on.. 6102043338-45-54610"
Operator : " Ok.. you're ... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942X66, your office 7X452302 and your mobile 014-2XX2566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
Customer : " Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"
Operator : "We are connected to the system, Sir"
Customer : May I order your Seafood Pizza.."
Operator : " That's not a good idea Sir."
Customer : "How come?"
Operator : " ACcording to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, Sir!"
Customer : " What?,.. What do you recommend then?"
Operator : " Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer : " How do you know for sure?"
Operator : " You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokien Dishes' from the National Library last week Sir."
Customer : " Ok, I give up.. Give me three family size one then, how much willthat cost?"
Operator : " That should enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"
Customer : " CAn I pay by credit card?"
Operator: " I'mafraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card over the limit and you're owing your bank$3720.55 since October last year.That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan."
Customer : " I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cah before your guy arrives"
Operator : " You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today."
Customer : " Nevermind ust send the pizza, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : " About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motocycle.."
Customer : " What "
Operator : " According to the details in system, you own a Scooter, .. registration number..B3337BZ
Customer : " $%#@^^%^#"
Operator : " Better watch your languange Sir. Remember on 15th JUly 1987 you were convicted of using abusive languageto apoliceman..?"
Customer : [Speechless]
Operator : " Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer : " Nothing.. by the way.. aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertise?"
Operator : " We normally would Sir, but based on your records, you are also diabetic... "
^%&*^$&*^$*#%$*(^&*... ..
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